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High Demotivational Poster

EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....


TAGS: gamers high score
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Azzameen85 - August 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
I'm going for the great "01"
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:32 pm
too bad you're limited to a 2 digit high score
IgnorantBeauty - February 17, 2011, 11:19 pm
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 1:57 am
i'm so gonna do this next time i find one of these. 5L's
Anonymous2 - February 2, 2011, 9:48 pm
Wait, where's the flames that I saw in this picture before? Doc said that when that baby hits 88 mph I was going to see some serious sh**.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
Bahhahahahah!!!! For real? Fantastic! 5L's!
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 1:07 pm

you know.....i'm a gamer.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH awesome

HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.


TAGS: high school prank
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 25, 2012, 2:03 pm
LOL! 5 Goats, I mean, Lions!
smalltownguy - May 12, 2011, 5:01 pm
I liked the long version better. It involved numerous hazing tools and pledges left tied up on the lawn of a college.
Shadowjoe - May 12, 2011, 11:31 am
That's a great one! LOL

NU -

TAGS: thigh
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2013, 5:02 pm
How i5 Burger King more calories than McDonald's? Great poster, by the way.

"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"

TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


TAGS: castro thinks highly of you
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - April 2, 2010, 10:06 am
I had considered that, but decided to go with the nazis on this, given Castro is a communist and all. Save it, I know they weren't the same thing.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:00 pm
Claire, who has the coolest avatar EVER!! is correct
Claire - April 1, 2010, 8:56 pm
I believe it's spelled "amsome."

THERE CAN BE - only one

TAGS: pea**** one highlander
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by motinet

motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:37 am

M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
[Test] Lol, Never saw a White Pea**** before, nice one.
GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 1:43 pm
hilarious, good job
kimzter - November 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
made me laugh :)

OH SHIT - i dropped my wallet

TAGS: guy on a superhigh ledge
Rating: 3.9/5

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Derek - January 31, 2010, 5:13 pm
phydeaux - December 4, 2009, 3:34 pm
I thought that was the toilet...open air style...sorry 'bout that...
gil - December 2, 2009, 11:10 pm
any clue where this is? Hawaii? yipes is right
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 10:58 pm
LMAO! And the "YIPES" sign.
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
Heh, I thought that was Wylie Coyote's rock...look out for the handsaw routine.
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:12 pm
Screw your wallet... Simba's gonna be pissed when he sees you sitting on his patio. Just a warning.

AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.

TAGS: al bundy al bundy married with children polk high
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:17 pm
I watched that show regularly for the first few years. The late, great Sam Kinison and heavy metal titans Anthrax were guest stars on the show. Those were the days.


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.

HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains

TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many up*****s as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?

DUDE! - Just chill! You're harshin' my buzz!

HIGH MANG - Get me some feckin' scooby snacks!

TAGS: stoned dog scooby snacks high mang
Rating: 1.87/5


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top

HIGHLANDER - Your supposed to cut the HEAD off!

TAGS: highlander monty python holy grail
Rating: 3.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 2:36 pm
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:05 pm
It's only a flesh wound!

LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!

TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!

HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.

TAGS: hillbilly highrise miller kools
Rating: 2.38/5

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bozo - September 19, 2009, 9:08 pm
i worked with this guy. All he could afford after his divorce.
Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 8:22 am


TAGS: sparta high school motivational screamer
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Hey! My mom went to that schoo.......f***er!
Mega48man - February 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
that last one looks like chuck norris, that's where he got is high school diploma.
Portgas D. Ace - December 10, 2009, 12:19 pm
A deep black hole?
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:57 pm
Was their school mascot a hunchback? A Trojan? Immortal?
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
OMFG Thats the coolest thing i've ever heard...........not
Aryan - October 26, 2009, 4:39 pm
Oh my god! Hahaha! your not gonno believe this, but I actualy go to sparta high school, I swear to god! well, its sparta, NJ.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 3:14 am
LOL, I love it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:31 pm
*tears* LMAO excellent Ron!
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm




stupid is as stupid does -

OR... - You can just stop being lazy.

SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."

I DID NOT SLAP YOU.... - I just high fived your face!

TAGS: slap highfive facec
Rating: 3.54/5

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LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 2:30 pm
Okay...I'm just gonna "fist-bump" your nose then...


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by CANADA

WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing f***ing beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "f*** central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?

Marching Band -



SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.

TAGS: link shopping high credit limit first credit card oops
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Freezzy - June 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Where is the Big Goron Sword!! I demand to know!!
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Ever wonder where he puts it all if he does not have pockets on those tights of his? Yes, this is a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know. Thanks.
Screamin Daemon - December 21, 2009, 9:51 am
So true. I wonder why I never saw it this way before.


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though

WOW! - There is a highway to Hell.

TAGS: highway hell
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 10:11 pm
I dare you to drive through that anarchy.
falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 10:11 pm
I dare you to drive through that anarchy.


TAGS: aim high dy2012
Rating: 4.61/5

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dy2012 - May 13, 2012, 5:49 am
posted it verdeckt
Verdeckt - May 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Please also upload to Motivational Twist site

SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."

PUCKER FACTOR - On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11.

TAGS: bolivia mountain trucks highway scary
Rating: 3.74/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 3:17 am
It makes the Apache Trail's Fish Creek Hill look silly. FYI the Fish Creek Hill starts w/ a 1000 ft drop.
faulty switch - November 21, 2009, 2:52 am
i like the way you think CANADA
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 3:58 pm
I sure wouldnt have my seat belt on,I wouldnt even have doors on my truck! those things would just slow me from jumping if it tipped
Derek - November 10, 2009, 3:13 pm
There'd be more than a few dead lorries down below I'd wager.
KDP3 - November 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
f*** that

ON THAT DAY - Mike decided not to get high before going to birthday parties

TAGS: high smiling dog
Rating: 3.67/5

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Makriev - March 9, 2010, 12:14 am
LOL! Amazing! 5 High lions
Mongo - March 8, 2010, 1:19 pm
Best I've seen in a while...LOL! 5L
MO - March 8, 2010, 1:17 pm
ROFLMAO!! 5++++

FRANKSTON - The picture says it all



TAGS: jump conclusion high bridge
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by steph1

Tivo - April 4, 2011, 9:08 pm
You only need a rope if you think you will survive to jump again.
alexsad - April 4, 2011, 7:55 am
you don't need the rope...
Mahomygod - March 31, 2011, 9:40 pm
and don't forget a long enough rope..

CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.

HEY BRO, - Five up top.

WHOA! - The colors! What was in that dog food? Dude, who cares?


TAGS: high school ozzie fest calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greeny

caveman - August 25, 2011, 1:40 am
Party on 5arth!!!
Budog - August 24, 2011, 6:51 am
Party on Wayne !!!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Never 5ay Die!
crankyhead - August 24, 2011, 5:42 am



TAGS: mcdonald s fly thru is not that high flying
Rating: 4.2/5

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Airman - May 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
that would be fun!

SUPERMAN YOU IDIOT - No one can throw a kid that high; your covers blown!!

TAGS: superman baby high bad idiot
Rating: 3.86/5

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zoomer296 - March 9, 2013, 7:53 pm
I love it when a grammar nazi fails.
zazale - June 13, 2011, 10:01 am
LOL Grammar FAIL.. I can't believe I missed that one!!
RexyD - June 13, 2011, 5:34 am
That's "grammar"
the1stCOMMI3 - June 12, 2011, 4:37 pm
grammer *cover's blown* 5till, pretty funny

ONE FINAL WISH - If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish Would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar as this?

TAGS: wish the low spark of high heeled boys
Rating: 3.77/5

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GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:19 pm
a kiss to die for? well,this one time, I was travelling through Missouri, and this one chick she kissed me, sent shivers to my TOES!!, I've never forgotten it....to this day
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:50 pm
not really similar, but you're on the right way... *eg*

HIGH MAINTENANCE - no wonder why I have a hard time with them...

LOVE IS IN THE AIR - But sometimes you're not high enough to grab it.

TAGS: love is high in the air got it
Rating: 3.41/5

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boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:47 am
then let us hit the bong!
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:30 pm

HIIIIIGH FIIIIIVE!!!!!!! - Even evil dictators like doing it!

PIRACY - Oh Dear God, It all looked so, so colorful in those Johnny Depp movies.

HIGH FIVE - Nothing more cool... NOTHING!

TAGS: high five
Rating: 2.07/5

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the high five -

Dog Drivers -

Obviously... -

TAGS: nature driving gas prices higher than therapist
Rating: 4.91/5

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CloudchaserS - April 5, 2014, 10:17 am
They probably will take trade-ins. I'd wait a few years first. With any new car, the first model is when bugs that only appear from extended use will show.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Driving a '93 Sonoma right now. $90 to fill gets me about 400km to a tank...think I can talk 'em down on one of those with the '93 as a trade-in?!
CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:47 am
eliomotors.com 84mpg. 672 miles on a tank of gas.


TAGS: compatibility high big mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 7:55 am
oops... don't try finding an 'E' in the second row... it's missing


TAGS: wombat australia high five
Rating: 4.43/5

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forseti - May 9, 2011, 3:51 am
Wombat-assignment! amsome!


TAGS: paddy cake perma high five hands
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:06 pm

as long as it isn't anytime soon.....enjoying her growing up but still by baby
GySgt1811 - September 5, 2010, 6:02 pm
Been there, done that. But it works out. You get a granddaughter. (Wait. Then the whole thing starts over again. ...Oh crap; belt fed, crew served for me!)
rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:00 pm

sawed off....after she is married she can choose her course.
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 1:05 pm
Sorry had to. I will get you some extra ammo? You gonna use the sawed off or the pistol?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:02 pm
So, that's how the whole immaculate thing happens?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:45 pm

to think I was just starting to like you.....now you have to remind me of that problem.....lurking.....Ma, git tha gun
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:35 pm
Bout the time you start to worry that a boy is hiding under her bed
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:20 pm

There are days I am happy my daughter is able to care for herself, then I wonder when she won't want me to tuck her in anymore...
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:12 pm
Tell me about it, my boy started school two weeks ago and man i can only ask where the time has gone.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:05 pm

I remember those days...they pass way to fast for my liking
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:34 am
Thanks buddy, i thought of it while playing paddy cake with the lil princess this morning.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am

sick, twisted and I like

SACRIFICES - We all have to make them. Quick, we gotta get the planes back in the air !!

TAGS: sacrifices necessary to keep airman flying high
Rating: 4.25/5

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corbett06 - April 25, 2010, 10:14 pm
i have to agree...they should be the ones to go in
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:45 pm
That is not to say you can't sacrafice the lightweight in the purple shirt. By all means.
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:44 pm
Screw that! Miley is 18 in 7 months. You can sacrafice her after I *** that!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm
Just in case, use all the people on Disney channel and Nickelodeon.
pieman - April 21, 2010, 8:57 am
I think Billy Ray should join them so no more can be made. We need to sell tickets to a lottery. See who gets to push them in.

CENTIPEDE - The reality is not as sweet as the videogame was.

SPEED LIMITS - Strictly enforced

AMERICA! - It's like Highlander, only with continents!

TAGS: doris america fodder highlander
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Drenix - October 19, 2008, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I kinda saw that coming...


I WAS A TEENAGE - hall monitor

BLASPHEMY - it's fun!!


TAGS: highland girls sheep ladies room
Rating: 4.87/5

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GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:28 pm
I thought one of them looked familar....I hope he's not planning to bring her to the motifake Christmas party. You know what a disaster the Hollowen party was with her there. Made the goat really jealous.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:11 pm

are those hammys women or are you asking in general?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
what is it with always wanting to use the bathroom after ***?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 3:09 am
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:07 am
LOL Too true!




TAGS: challenge mistakes fasttimes ridgemonthigh
Rating: 4.14/5

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Cubbybear - June 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
Fast Times ...FTW 5/5



TAGS: mindgame escalator high5
Rating: 4/5

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Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 3:36 pm
Effin awesome


SURROUND SOUND - an essential part of the home theater experience

TAGS: combine it with high def
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cloudchaser - February 16, 2010, 11:43 pm
This needs to be posted to thereifixedit.com
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 8:53 pm
now that's a Red Green fix!


TAGS: she is flyin high and true eh
Rating: 3.69/5

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BoneCD - August 31, 2009, 8:48 am
Hey, when I jux***osed the 2 pictures I couldn't remember which came from which, so I gave both sources credit...plus I was drinking heavily at the time, or I guess you could say "heavenly" at the time
Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:44 am
Hey it that's an actual spy satellite ph**o, your sattellite probably ain't gonna clear them trees. So I guess is really is a NASA satellite after all.
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 8:45 pm
Ya know, after 10 votes this was 5.0...Now after 17 it's 3.47 or whatever. The power of the people!
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
As a side note; I've drinking all day because I got the OK! by the BTHHA! Seams the Doc called and I'm a hell raiser again!!!!
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
Well d***, that's obvious...he's up on the Moon! Wait, didn't you light the fuse, or NASA just blown smoke up a**? And where is that Church so that Google Earth knows where to look for it (or what ever these young punks do)!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 5:38 pm
Say what?!!! I mean, he didn't come home last night but I just a**umed he stayed ot all night whoring .... Jeepers.
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 4:57 pm
Shopped!?! Tell that to the Lil' Tiger that's waiting for mice to be sh** up to the green cheese! *he's hungry*
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 4:50 pm
Shopped!?! My wife does all the shopping *unless it's golf equipment*
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
Shopped!?! That's an actual NASA "Spy Satellite" Ph**o!
lunchmeat5000 - July 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
Would this be considered a qeef?
Sean - July 22, 2009, 3:29 pm
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 8:03 pm
I'm sure he's out buying a fluffy pillow to soften the landing.
MO - July 21, 2009, 8:00 pm
Don't know Bone! I haven't Sean or heard from him in a while....
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Where is Sean when you need....we got questions and we need answers!
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 7:55 pm
The orange p**** is outta this world!
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:49 pm
Thanks much...from one of the best MotiFakers we got, that means a lot.
RONSART - July 21, 2009, 7:47 pm
whoops...hit that d*** 6 Lion b***on...lol...great poster!
MO - July 21, 2009, 7:41 pm
Version 9.0
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:40 pm
MO - July 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Guys? You wouldn't want a little... h** p****?
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:36 pm
I doubt he wants it back...just sayin'
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 7:34 pm
5L, although I seriously doubt that Sean properly equipped this feline with adequate re-entry protection.
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
Thanks Mooo ect.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 6:56 pm
Well done sir.5 sore a**ed kitties.

ROBOT BUTLERS - At least a "robot" butler would stop someone from stealing your armor, where a "computer" butler would'nt do jack sh*t!

Longcat -

TAGS: highest tower lol funny world
Rating: 3.15/5

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Mongo - September 18, 2009, 10:26 am
Python mugger!
Mr.Man - January 27, 2009, 2:08 am
WTF! Where is the CN Tower? Canada totaly had the tallest building in the world up until Dubai!

MAGNET SCHOOL - Daddy loved Jr's drawing so much, he photocopied it and put it on the fridge. And the microwave. And the toaster. And the treadmill.

HIGHER TAXES STOLE MY TRIP - If your parents' taxes went up, they make more than $250K a year. They lied to you about not being able to afford the trip.

TAGS: higher taxes stole my trip to disney
Rating: 3/5

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JMidasMulligan - September 16, 2009, 6:08 pm
Why should their taxes go up?


TAGS: high speed ph**ography ph**o bullet
Rating: 2.71/5

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yeah - January 1, 2009, 11:52 pm
lots have been doing it latetly....even try youtube for full clips of **** getting sh** up....
sk8now - December 21, 2008, 2:45 pm
they did this on a show with a high speed camera (mythbusters or some other show on discovery channel)
punk monkey boy - November 25, 2008, 5:40 pm
not shopped. just a very accurate sh**
Sean - November 24, 2008, 6:12 pm
KP - July 28, 2008, 2:26 pm
Whoop! my 1st motifake!

TECHNOLOGY - makes joining the mile high club a scenic adventure

TAGS: mile high club airplane wonderwoman invisible
Rating: 2.57/5

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Bob D. Sailor - May 7, 2010, 2:10 am
And it's tagged.
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:38 pm
Either he's stealing from Wonder Woman, or they've got a whole new generation of stealth fighters.

HIGHLANDER - Even better played by oranges and lemons

HANGIN' - Don't leave him

TAGS: high five
Rating: 2.38/5

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NINJA HIGH SCHOOL: THE MOVIE - Get to it, Michael Bay!

SOPHOMORES - The greatest thing about Boise High

Bah Humbug -

TAGS: 2014 mediocre wishes never aim higher than your expectations and you won t be disappointed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 4:25 pm
Glad to "hear" it!
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 2:58 pm
Love it, still laughing! :D

Adventure -

the scenic route -

TAGS: scenic route highway
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 28, 2013, 10:18 pm
The Tail Of The Dragon has nothing on that road.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2013, 12:43 pm
So very true. 5 well deserved lions.

Directions -

TAGS: directions lost car high wire
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:32 pm

Ah, yes...the male of the species and his unfortunate disability when it comes to asking for or accepting directions...has lead to hundreds of memorable road adventures. Eating lunch, newborn in hand, at a ghetto McDonalds, springs to mind.


Ummm -

Japanese highrises -


Friendzone -

TAGS: fist lonely high shcool
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sean - December 18, 2017, 8:14 pm
Sorry Mods. Didn't realize I sent this one in already. Submitted again tonight (my time). Not sure how to unsubmit unless I have another one to submit -- which I don't at the moment. Sorry. :)


TAGS: it better fly high
Rating: 4.91/5

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GySgt1811 - November 9, 2010, 8:59 pm
Oh look, an Osprey! Quick, make a wish!


TAGS: cheaters live the high life
Rating: 4.89/5

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motifayk - February 13, 2013, 8:19 am
Thank you, coming from you that is a an honor.
Sho - February 12, 2013, 4:30 pm
Very well done.


TAGS: minkey approves old west hang em high iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

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autumnspirit - January 13, 2011, 12:26 am
LMAO!!! Brilliant! I love the "go-go dancer" reference!
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 12:22 am
It must be due to losing my mentor...
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 12:21 am
I use the roadkill to cover my scent.


TAGS: calendar highschool who needs sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

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motifayk - August 24, 2011, 9:29 am
Who's got the time for high school with internet around ? ha ha



TAGS: highschool college calendar graduation
Rating: 4.79/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:54 pm
The problem with graduation is the horrific moment of realization that comes afterward: You were actually supposed to have learned something useful.